Over the last few days, two people have asked us more-or-less the same question, and both seemed disappointed by our response. Which is a shame.
Without giving away the answer we chose, which reply would you have picked to the following question?
“The description of that rental property says “no pets”. Does that include a cat?”
A. No! Of course not! We all know that cats are, in fact, highly advanced humanoids who choose to walk on all fours and eat their food off the floor.
B. No. Not if we can obtain a satisfactory reference from the cat’s bank, employer and former owner.
C. Ha ha ha. A cat has decided to spend time with you and you think it is your pet! You poor deluded fool.