Prospective Tenant: “Can I please view this house? It sounds perfect for me and my two daughters”.

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, the owner of this property is quite adamant that he only wants a single person or couple. No children, no pets”.

Prospective Tenant: “That’s ridiculous! My daughter is not like a child. She has just taken her GCSE’s! She’s more or less a fully grown adult!”

Me: “Um… and your other daughter?”

Prospective Tenant: “Oh. She’s six”.<